They ham-ass know they shouldn’t have did that [bleep] Anyway, the hot water fixed in the guest bathroom, so you all good. Season 3 Episode You sure that was option one? You’re trespassing on private hey, pops, I’m not stalking you or nothin’. You know I’m in your corner. Why did he do this to me?

Guess that’s why he get all the bitches first. I want to beat the living out of you! To scam an old man. I really don’t want you to kill him! Moms always said his nickname was lando. I’ll just beat it. I came out that tube right there! She sent me a letter.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Aw, pops, you don’t even know what that meant to a nigga right now.

Uh, h-he wanted to talk to you, lando. You can’t have no [bleep] Handyman monopoly out this [bleep] Whoa. But yeah [bleep] I say kill him. I want you over my house cutting my grass, like you supposed to be! You listen to your granddaddy. Moms always said his nickname was lando. You don’t have say nothin’. I mean, this person could enrich your life in ways you can’t even imagine.


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Get your ass up! I mean, you had no way to know. I didn’t even get your name. I’m 7 feet garbage and you 3 feet nice. You — I told you to get away from here.

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Why you love lando more than us, granddad? Edit Did You Know? Coming up next on “the Steve Wilkos show” I just want to know who my real father is. I — labdo, man!

Didn’t I tell you? You mean we just did all that bonding for nothin’? You just as gleeful as a [bleep] Okay, gang.

I came to Woodcrest because I think you’re my dad. Just let me know what you want to do, a’ight? Way I see it, you got two options.

It was just like bang, bang, bang, bang! I remember that summer –Chicago. But my knee hurts.

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Look, I can name at least two or three instances in my life where I tried to work out some by trying to find fuull mutual understanding, and I can tell you it’s always faster and easier to just kill ’em.


You guys are both grown. I know you smilin’ on the inside, huh? I really dodged a bullet there.

You may not owe him anything else, but you do owe him that. There was no consequence whatsoever. It’s all your [bleep] fault! Someplace really far away, like South America or Africa or something?

Yeah, House of cheeks with the bungalow-booty bitches. Add the first question. I cannot stop sneezing. Well, I didn’t know I was his daddy. I just wanted to find my pops and tell him that IThank him for skeetin’ that life into moms, man. You the one been all over the neighborhood trying to undercut my bidness. No, I don’t want you to kill him. Give me the three-piece special and all the fries you can give.